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Emiam
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Sön 13 juli:
"I'm sort of a postmodern vegetarian. I eat meat ironically."
// Okänd

Kunde vart en riktigt skön filmreplik (!).
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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven]
  2008-07-14 12:58:03
Emiam
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Vecka 29
Mån 14 juli (växlande molnighet m sol):
"Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000"
// Cartman i Southpark

Hehe!
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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven]
  2008-07-15 10:15:43
Emiam
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Tis 15 juli:
"Al : Son, have I told you not to get married?
Bud : Yeah, dad.
Al : Have I told you not to become a shoe salesman?
Bud : Yeah, dad.
Al : I guess I told you everything I know then.
"
// Våra värsta år (Love & Marriage)

En av världens bästa sit-coms nånsin.
Den var för bra, Timoti, för att inte vara med i denna tråd!

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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven]
  2008-07-16 15:45:57
Emiam
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Ons 16 juli:
"Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian."
// Cartman i Southpark
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  2008-07-17 13:26:25
Emiam
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Tor 17 juli:
"Scott: [both are the Jerry Springer show] How could you do this to me? On national television!
Dr. Evil: Because you're not quite evil enough.
[audience boos]
Dr. Evil: Well it's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.
"
// Austin Powers i The Spy Who Shagged Me


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  2008-07-19 10:25:51
Emiam
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Fre 18/7:
"Thumper: Hey, little dude! You've got some crap right here.
Butters: That's my face, sir!
"
// Southpark
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Lördag 19/7 (regnet kommer lagom till helgen som så ofta):
"Ron: So it's settled. We declare war on Corningstone. By the way Brick, what is that you're eating?

Brick: Ohh, it's one of those delicious falafel hotdogs with cinnemon and bacon on top.

Ron: What do you mean "one of those", those don't exist, I mean, that's a used coffee filter with cigarette-butts on it.

Brick: Well, I got it out of the food basket at the end of the lunch-line (pekar mot skräpkorgen).

Brian: That's the garbage can...
"
// Snatch


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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven]
  2008-07-21 12:06:45
Emiam
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Sön 20/7:
"That terrorist has weapons of mass-destruction! I'll shoot him with the bazooka!"
// Idioti från Team America

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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven]
  2008-07-21 12:09:42
Emiam
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Vecka 30 (halva sommaren har redan passerat):
Mån 21/7

"- What are you going to do today Napoleon?
- Whatever i feel like i wan't to do *Argh*
"
// Napoleon Dynamite

Så enkelt. Så bra därav.

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  2008-07-22 12:51:28
Emiam
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Tis 22/7:
"Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal"
// Hudson (Bill Paxton) i Aliens

Grymt citat!
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  2008-07-22 16:49:19
inzomnia
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”-Who’s motorcykle is this?
-It’s a chopper baby.
-Who’s chopper is this?
-It’s Zed’s.
-Who’s Zed?
-Zed’s dead baby, Zed’s dead”
ur Pulp Fiction

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Ut ameris, ama!
  2008-07-24 00:35:51
Emiam
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Haha, finns redan, Inzo! Men den e bra för det.

Ons 23/7:
"Your wheel! At fifteen m-p-h I roll out! I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! The uzi!"
// Walter Sobchak i Big Lebowski
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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven]
  2008-07-24 03:49:53
inzomnia
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va? jaha, typiskt.. Tack för citatet från Big Lebowski, Marren. Grymt bra rulle
Här kommer ännu ett skönt Lebowski citat:
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Walter Sobchak: I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit
[shouts]
Walter Sobchak: don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Shomer fucking shabbos.
The Dude: Oh fuck it. I'm out of here.
Walter Sobchak: Dude, come on...
[rolls his eyes at Donny]
Walter Sobchak: BABY...
[Donny nods]

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Ut ameris, ama!
  2008-07-24 03:55:01
inzomnia
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Mer Lebowski, sen e de dags att sova

Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

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Ut ameris, ama!
  2008-07-24 12:01:40
Emiam
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Ja, en helt ok film, Inzo.

Tor 24/7 (bara 5 månader kvar till julafton):
"Nu får det bära eller brista!"
// Gösta i Vi hade iallafall tur med vädret

Kanonrulle. Sequelen kommer inte lyckas.
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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven]
  2008-07-26 18:11:58
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Fre 26/7:
"Sid : You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.
Duane : Oh, come on.
Sid : Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots.
Duane : It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.
Sid : It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.
Duane : What about Kelly McGillis?
Sid : Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!
"
// Memorable Quotes from Sleep with Me (1994)
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  2008-07-26 18:17:46
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Lör 26/7:
"B.C: -Hi, Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
H.S: -Homer Simpson, smiling politely!
"
// Billy Corgan vs Homer Simpson backstage

Inget filmcitat utan ett seriecitat!

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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven]
  2008-07-26 23:33:38
dawe100
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Jag får väl offra mig då.

Jaws(1975)

Quint - Here rest Mary Lee died at a age of 103
In 15 years she was untouched and new
Not a bad record in this villa-ge
  
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fucking bells
  2008-07-26 23:47:35
Emiam
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Bra där, dawe, denna kände jag inte till iaf!
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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven]
  2008-07-26 23:49:54
dawe100
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Inte exakt dock men ungefär sådär.
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fucking bells
  2008-07-27 11:20:48
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Sön 27/7:
"See what happens? See what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"
// Big Lebowski
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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven]
  2008-07-27 12:05:16
dawe100
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Sällskapsresan

Svenskarna reser inte till någonting
Dom reser ifrån någonting.

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fucking bells
  2008-07-28 13:17:52
Emiam
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Haha, den e så störtskön, den filmen - borde se om genast egentligen!

Mån 28/7 :
"You talk the talk, do you walk the walk?"
// Full Metal Jacket.
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  2008-07-28 13:39:35
dawe100
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Good will hunting

Skön scen från bar.

The funny with a guy like you is that in 50 years you will be start thinking 1: Dont do that
2: You dropped a 150.000 thousend fucking dollars on a education that you can get for 1,50 d in a library.

En annan go scen lite senare.

-Do you like apples?
-Yeah.
-Well,I got her number,how do you like them apples?
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  2008-07-28 15:00:17
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Pirates of the carribean - Svarta Pärlans förbannelse(2003)

  Barbossa - Thank you Jack!
Jack Sparrow - You´re welcome.
Barbossa - Oh no not you,the monkey is also Jack.  

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fucking bells
  2008-07-28 17:52:46
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Fightclub(1999)

Tyler Durden - I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who have ever lived.
I see all this potential, and I see it squandered.
Goddammit, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars.
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.
We're the middle children of history, man; no purpose or place.
We have no Great War, no Great Depression.
Our Great War is a spiritual war.
Our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised by television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars.
But we won't; and we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.


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  2008-07-28 18:14:00
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Scarface

The world is yours
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fucking bells
  2008-07-29 12:48:38
Emiam
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Tis 29/7:
"I'm gonna let a bunch of crackniggers with torches and pliers get midevil on your as."
// Pulp Fiction

En skatt att ösa ur är denna film.

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  2008-07-29 17:46:44
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-Does Marselles Vallace looks like a bitch?
-Nooo!
-Then why did you try to fuck him like one?

Pulp Fiction
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  We have no Great War, no Great Depression.
Our Great War is a spiritual war.
Our Great Depression is our lives
  2008-07-30 16:07:31
Emiam
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Ons 30/7:
"I´m gonna bleed ya, real quiet, leave you here..."
// Predator (Rovdjuret)

Revenge Revenge, Arnold!
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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven]
  2008-07-30 22:57:31
dawe100
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Tycker det inte är så många som skriver i den här tråden?
Det är ju kul
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  We have no Great War, no Great Depression.
Our Great War is a spiritual war.
Our Great Depression is our lives
  2008-07-31 10:58:28
Emiam
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Hehe, kul du tycker det, dawe100! Vi är väl en 5-7 stycken som skriver här totalt, men jag är aktivast, då. Tycker själv bra citat är grymt kul att ta del av. Fattar inte all neg. man får på forum om denna, när i själva verket det finns många filmnördar som citerar filmrepliker på filmträffar och fester här och där allt som oftast. Ett mysterium.

Tor 31/7:
"Get the hell out of the way hammerhead!"
// Dirty Harry

Har funderingar på att utveckla denna tråd til en Gissa-citat-tråd - skulle det vara intressant, FP (kaj08, Wookad, Inzomnia, Uncle_funk, dawe100 m fl. dvs ni som skrivit i tråden nån/några gånger)?
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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven]
  2008-07-31 15:05:33
dawe100
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Jag tycker det låter bra.
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  We have no Great War, no Great Depression.
Our Great War is a spiritual war.
Our Great Depression is our lives
  2008-07-31 15:32:23
dawe100
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Är det lagligt att dra repliker osv från Pistvakt 002mateke?
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  We have no Great War, no Great Depression.
Our Great War is a spiritual war.
Our Great Depression is our lives
  2008-07-31 18:05:00
dawe100
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-What do you think darling,should i hate him?
-You don´t even know the man.
-But there´s something around the eyes that reminds of...me.Yes,know I know that I hate him.

Tombstone
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  We have no Great War, no Great Depression.
Our Great War is a spiritual war.
Our Great Depression is our lives
  2008-07-31 18:06:52
dawe100
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-Tale int omt om Far mor,för då härskne ja ända in i soppmärja.

Pistvakt en serie jag kan utantill.
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  We have no Great War, no Great Depression.
Our Great War is a spiritual war.
Our Great Depression is our lives
  2008-07-31 19:45:47
Emiam
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Ne, inte såvitt jag vet. Varför skulle det va' d, dawe100?
D e lugnt, kör på bara!
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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven]
  2008-07-31 20:04:59
dawe100
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Haha,nej tänkte bara för att det är en serie inte film.Den finns ju som film men.
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  We have no Great War, no Great Depression.
Our Great War is a spiritual war.
Our Great Depression is our lives
  2008-07-31 22:57:03
dawe100
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Greger -Jaha,är det här mottagningen för veneeeriska sjukdomar?
Greger -Hahaha
Greger - En viss skamsehet,och en talande tystnad spred sig i rummet.

Nile city.
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  We have no Great War, no Great Depression.
Our Great War is a spiritual war.
Our Great Depression is our lives

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  2008-08-01 02:30:35
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Stevie time to leavie!

Cable Guy
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  We have no Great War, no Great Depression.
Our Great War is a spiritual war.
Our Great Depression is our lives
  2008-08-01 02:43:17
dawe100
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Steven - Chip,this isn´t funny.Would you stop it?
Chip - The Name is Spook,if we don´t battle to the death,they... will kill us both.
Steven - This isn´t Star Trek!
Chip - Goodbye Jim.

Cable guy (1996)
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  We have no Great War, no Great Depression.
Our Great War is a spiritual war.
Our Great Depression is our lives

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