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Emiam
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Vem e Tommy Lindahl, Toxic?

Onsdag:
""I'm gonna get medieval on you're ass, you hear that, hillbilly boy?"
// Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction
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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven/Grannen]
  2008-05-29 00:48:01
inzomnia
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And you are Mister Pink!
Why do I have to be Mister Pink?
Becuse you are a fag!


Resovire Dogs

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Ut ameris, ama!
  2008-05-29 15:51:48
Emiam
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Vad betyder ditt latinska citat, Inzo?

Torsdag:
"Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!"
// David Della Rocco, Boondock Saints
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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven/Grannen]
  2008-05-30 15:54:04
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Fredag:
"Sol: Are you all right there Vincent?
Vinny: I would be if you stopped using my name.
"
// Snatch (while robbing the bookies)

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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven/Grannen]
  2008-05-31 17:36:46
Emiam
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Lördag (och solen och värmen tycks stanna... aaah):
"You little chicken chit, we ain't just off this island quite yet."
// Sawyer irriterat till Hurley i del 11 av 14 säsong 4 av Lost då de tillsammans med Locke och Ben (Linus) är på väg mot en stuga i djungeln
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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven/Grannen]
  2008-06-01 14:01:38
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Söndag (och värmen stannar & ikväll är det Sve-Ukraina på Råsunda):
"Well Mr. Sinclair, you've probably got no FUCKING idea what I'm talking about! By your 9th birthday, I was running BlackOps into China and my men were responsible for over two-hundred enemy kills! Now someone put some riggin tape over Mr. Sinclair's mouth, he's wasting my time!"
// The Rock

En de grymaste actionfilmerna som gjorts.
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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven/Grannen]
  2008-06-01 22:02:19
inzomnia
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det betyder : for att alskas, alska! Ganska fint tycker jag
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Ut ameris, ama!
  2008-06-02 16:16:21
Emiam
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Vecka 23:
Måndag
Stanley Goodspeed: "You mean I'm going out there, under the water?"
Womack: "Earlier you wanted a gun. Now you're getting a gun and a wet suit."
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  2008-06-03 15:32:05
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Tisdag:
"English motherfucker! Do you speak!?"
// Samuel L Jackson, Pulp Fiction
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  2008-06-04 16:08:40
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Onsdag:
"I'd take pleasure in guttin' you boy."
// En av soldaterna i The Rock
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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven/Grannen]
  2008-06-05 16:22:25
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Torsdag och skolavslutning på jobbet för ungarna:
"Jag vill ha en kopp sprit"
// Björn Skifs i Drömhuset
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  2008-06-06 13:31:28
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Fredag och Sveriges nationaldag:
"Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi."
// Steve Martin - The Jerk (Supernollan)

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  2008-06-07 11:30:00
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Lördag och solen fortsätter att orsaka värmebölja:
"60% of the times, it works every time!"
// Anchorman
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  2008-06-08 12:50:17
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Söndag och EM har äntligen startat:
"- Boss, we're in"
"- Goodie gumdrops. Go fetch us a cup of tea, will you?"
// Brick Top i Snatch.

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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven/Grannen]
  2008-06-09 14:13:05
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Vecka 24
Måndag:
"You said he was a getaway driver... What the fuck does he get away from?"
// Vince om Tyrone i Snatch.

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  2008-06-10 15:14:35
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Tisdag och idag gäller det för Svea Rike mot Hellas!
"A nigger, spick and an American walks down the beach. They see geeny lamp in the sand, take it up and rub it. Out comes a geeny. He sais:
- you got one whish eatch.
So the spick goes first:
- I whish all the mexicans in America goes back to mexico and lives happy forever after.
His whish comes true.
then goes the nigger:
- I whish all the blacks in America goes back to Africa and live happy.
His whish goes true and all the niggers goes back to africa and lives happy forever after.
Then goes the American:
- So, you mean to tell me all the niggers and spicks are out of the US?
Geeny goes:
- Yea.
- So, Ill have a coke then.
"
// Rocco i "Boondock saints"

Hehe
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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven/Grannen]
  2008-06-11 14:14:36
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Onsdag:
"Vakt: Names?
Doug: Doug Butabi
Steve: Steve Butabi
Vakt: You two brothers?
Doug & Steve: Nooooo... YEEEES!
Doug & Steve: Works every time!
"
// A Night at the Roxbury


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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven/Grannen]
  2008-06-12 16:17:29
Emiam
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Torsdag:
"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action."
// Skulle ha kunnat vara med i en riktigt cool film, men är det inte. D ligger nåt ynka litet iaf i det som sägs (okänd uttalare). Snyggt är det!
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  2008-06-12 17:34:23
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Doc Holliday:

And you must be Ringo.
Look, darling, Johnny Ringo.
The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say.
What do you think, darling?
Should I hate him?



Kate: You don't even know him.


Doc Holliday:

Yes, but there's just something about him.
Something  around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me.
No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.



Val Kilmer - Tombstone (1993)
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Det finns två oändliga ting.
Universum samt den mänskliga dumheten.
Jag är dock inte så säker på den förstnämda.

- Albert Einstein
  2008-06-13 15:48:47
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Fredag den 13 (!!!):
"Narrator: Oh, it's late. Hey, thanks for the beer.
Tyler Durden: Yeah, man.
Narrator: I should find a hotel.
Tyler Durden: [in disbelief] What?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: A hotel?
Narrator: Yeah.
Tyler Durden: Just ask, man.
Narrator: What are you talking about?
Tyler Durden: [laughs] Three pitchers of beer, and you still can't ask.
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: You call me because you need a place to stay.
Narrator: Oh, hey, no, no, no, I didn't mean...
Tyler Durden: Yes, you did. So just ask. Cut the foreplay and just ask.
Narrator: Would - would that be a problem?
Tyler Durden: Is it a problem for you to ask?
Narrator: Can I stay at your place?
Tyler Durden: Yeah.
"
// Fight Club

Om rakhet, som vi svenskar borde bli bättre på!
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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven/Grannen]
  2008-06-14 10:53:39
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Lördag (och idag gäller det för Sverige mot Spanien):
"Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
"
// Gissa vilken film det är från...!

Så skön dialog
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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven/Grannen]
  2008-06-15 12:26:35
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Söndag:
"Revenge is a dish best served cold"
// Kill Bill Vol. 1
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  2008-06-16 16:10:26
Emiam
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Vecka 25 och EM går vidare:
Måndag
"Thats a fucking antiaircraftgun, Vincent!8/i]"
// Snatch


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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven/Grannen]
  2008-06-17 15:37:52
Emiam
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Tisdag (oj, vilken match som väntar ikväll mellan Fra - Ita):
"- Jag har dödat Hanne.
(paus)
- Vart ligger hon?
- I vardagsrummet... och i köket.
"
// I kina käkar dom hundar


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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven/Grannen]
  2008-06-18 15:21:23
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Onsdag (ödesmatch mot Ryssland):
"Put a leach on her Turkish!"
// Snatch

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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven/Grannen]
  2008-06-19 19:39:01
Emiam
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Torsdag (Heja, Tyskland!):
"That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten."
// The Wolf, Pulp Fiction
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  2008-06-20 12:52:20
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Fredag (Midsommarafton):
"Marcus: It won't happen again. I can promise you that. Willie here has low blood sugar. That's all.
Willie: That's right. I forgot to take my pill.
Bob Chipeska: It's not just the swearing. Forgive me for prying, but did one of you, um, fornicate...
Willie: Fornicate?
Bob Chipeska: Yes. With a heavy-set woman in the big-and-tall dressing room?
Willie: Look, I've boned alot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.
"
// Bad Santa

Lämpligt med denna films tema på en sån här högtidsdag i vårt avlånga land!

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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven/Grannen]
  2008-06-21 16:01:27
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Lördag (Midsommardagen):
"I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage."
// Jimmie i Pulp Fiction

Tarantino den Tarantino
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  2008-06-22 19:45:59
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Söndag (Go, Spain, go!):
"Jesus Christ... stop me if you've heared this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel, he hands the innkeeper three nails and he asks: 'Can you put me up for the night?'"
// The Crow
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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven/Grannen]
  2008-06-23 14:51:06
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VECKA 26
Måndag:
"Pojke: Vorsicht vati, VORSICHT!!!
Arnie: Hasta la vista, junge.
"
// Arnold Achwarzenegger som Willhelm Tell när han ska skjuta ett äpple på sin sons huvud


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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven/Grannen]
  2008-06-24 15:35:07
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Tisdag:
"It seems our friend T-Bird won't be joining us this evening — on account of a slight case of death..."
// The Crow
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  2008-06-24 22:49:07
inzomnia
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Jag surfar med mobilen.. Astråkigt! Men här är dagens filmcitat         : pölsa, varför sitter de fyra knarkare i din soffa?       Pölsa: fyra bara? Fan de skulle ju vara fullsatt!     Smala sussi      
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  2008-06-25 16:35:43
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Hehe, jag bara formligen älskar den filmen, Inzo.

Onsdag:
"I know you. I knew I knew you. But you can't be you, we put you through the window. There ain't no comin' back. This is the really real world, and there ain't no comin' back. THERE AIN'T NO COMING BACK!"
// The Crow
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  2008-06-26 00:18:50
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"Vad fet du är! Nu kommer det en tjockis, Nisse."
// Varning för Jönssonligan
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Bara döda fiskar flyter medströms.
  2008-06-26 15:19:34
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Torsdag:
"I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you."
// White Goodman i Dodgeball
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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven/Grannen]
  2008-06-27 13:46:39
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Fredag (helg!!):
"Remember, there is no 'I' in 'Team America'."
// Spottswoode i Team America

Bra där, lag framför individ! *tummen upp*
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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven/Grannen]
  2008-06-28 11:55:54
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Lördag (en dag till flytt):
"See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"
// Ett fyllo i Team America


Men d värsta är ju att det finns ett uns sanning i det hela. Frågan är sen vilken av karaktärerna i samhället som är värst för störst mängd människor. Det står nog mellan dicks VS. assholes, eller hur? Pussies är ju iaf ödmjuka i sin framtoning utan att köra över någon...

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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven]
  2008-07-11 23:34:09
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--->>>OOO<<<---
URSÄKTA, KÄRA SAKNADE FP-MEDLEMMAR, AVBROTTET PÅ 2 VECKOR SOM BERODDE PÅ ATT "RADIO FP" M DESS STUDIO FLYTTAT TILL HELT NYA LOKALER PÅ STRÖMBERGA I HANINGE. NU ÄR VI DOCK ÅTERIGEN I SÄNDNING DAGLIGEN FÖR ER SOM AVNJUTER DEN REGNIGA SOMMAREN I ERAN HUSBIL M RADION PÅ!
--->>>OOO<<<---
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Der Mats [a.k.a Mastodontfilmsmats/Spike/M/Zyberm@z/Marren/Låneovven]
  2008-07-11 23:41:37
Emiam
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Vi börjar avbrottet m ett icke-direkt-relaterat filmämne pga vad som tyvärr har klubbats igenom under de senaste just 2 veckorna i regeringen i form av den NYA bedrövliga FRA-lagen som får den urgamla och unika svenska grundlagen att darra till sina grundpelare av fasa.
[citatet angränsar dock vid flera filmteman som rör Storebror-ser-dej-tematiken, t ex: Cospiracy Theory, Alla presidentens män.]

Vecka 28
Fredag 11 juli:
"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action."
// Trådlåsarsmurfen i våra tankar

Nja, är det så? Eller vad tycker ni i denna ytterst intressanta debatt?
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[Inlägget redigerades av 002mateke 2008-07-11 23:42:27]
  2008-07-12 13:21:56
Emiam
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Lör 12 juli:

"Jimmy Dix: It ain't right.
Joe Hallenbeck: No, it ain't right.
[sighs]
Joe Hallenbeck: This ain't no game, flash. Real guns, real bullets. It's dangerous.
Jimmy Dix: Danger's my middle name.
Joe Hallenbeck: Mine's Cornelius. You tell anybody, I'll kill you.
Jimmy Dix: You ever watch 'Soul Train'?
Joe Hallenbeck: Shut the fuck up.
"

// The last boyscout

En modern klassiker till replik.
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